Bow Down, Civ Players

[sung to the tune of the old Oscar Meyer TV ad; to preserve cadence, sing the "S" of Sidney in place of the original "it's"]

My designer has a first name
S I D N E Y
My designer has a second name
It's M E I E R
Oh I love to play it without rest
And if you ask me why, I'd guess...
Cuz that Sid Meier's at his best
In P I R A T E S