Kiddie Fish Porn

This morning, while I was pulling on my socks and shoes, I had Magic School Bus on the terebi. (I have long had an unhealthy attraction to children's educational cartoons; all my college roommates dreadedly remember Maya the Bee.) So the kids on the show were learning about salmon swimming upstream to spawn. After reaching its destination, the salmon-bus (it changes shape and size depending on the episode) ejected some eggs, with the shrunken children inside. Along came a male salmon. Literally. Male salmon swims up, squirts a gelatinous mound of spooge with a cartoon *splort*, bathing the children (inside the egg membranes) in semen. WTF!?

The funny thing is, every time I wrangle the Princess into a bit of slap and tickle, I hear that same cartoon sound effect. Always wondered what that was from. Now I know... it's the damn salmon.